I'm gonna have a badass scar
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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