Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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