Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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