Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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