The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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