no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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