Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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