I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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