Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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