"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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