At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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