great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
