What did we do last night that was yellow?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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