Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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