Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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