Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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