I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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