Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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