Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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