her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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