Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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