I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We talked him into tasing himself.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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