they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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