he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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