Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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