I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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