On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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