Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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