btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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