Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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