I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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