So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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