Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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