the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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