dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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