You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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