I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
