Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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