I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Randomize