Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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