It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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