wrigley field is MILF paradise
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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