Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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