He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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