He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
His nipple licking is glorious
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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