Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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