we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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