Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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