I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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