hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Dick very happy bro
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